i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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