I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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