WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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