I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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