Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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