Her vagina should come with caution tape.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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