I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How external is "for external use only"?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The ass gains better be worth it
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