So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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