Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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