She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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