i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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