Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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