Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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