Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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