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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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