She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
they're like a gay fantastic four
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Watching her eat just hurts me
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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