How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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