I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Umm I'm too high to move.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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