pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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