yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
There r osticjed everywhere
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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