i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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