glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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