we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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