piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Couch. On fire.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You left your phone here
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