I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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