it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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