In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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