Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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