she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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