We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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