u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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