This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
