Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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