belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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