did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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