hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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