used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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