Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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