remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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