my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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