i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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