lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
My life is pants optional.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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