He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize