she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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