I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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