talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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