I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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