that's an acceptable place to lick
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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