last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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