seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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