the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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