so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
