I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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