I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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