No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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